Well three randoms come in and the first one was rude and JMT wanted to go at him. I told him to wait but then told him to go nuts... I should have told him to go after only one person...
So you will get to see a nutcase going after an asshole and I had to break it up and on the eve of getting rid of the problem JMT makes it worse.
Soachem joined the chat
ID: I thought the horse fuckers had finally killed the site
ID: AGW2 happening?
JMT: no, Swifter fucked off and died
JMT: but me and siggy are spitballing for a wargame
Megaraptor18: Who's Soachem
JMT: idk
Soachem: I find random chats on here and lurk
Megaraptor18: ah
JMT: Mega, do the pitch
Soachem: I don't like baseball if thats what you mean
JMT: how's life in Scotland, ID?
ID: Shit was hot, then it was cold again, I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere and the UK is still an uncivilized country
Soachem: Scotland is a derpy place
Soachem: they should stay with the UK
ID: And I have no alcohol, so I can't even be an alcoholic peasant right
JMT: you going to vote to leave?
ID kills Soachem
ID: Its not a derpy place
ID: Ya fgt
JMT resurrects Soachem
Soachem: so...aside from oil what exactly does Scotland have?
ID: Alcohol
Soachem: mountains...
Soachem: and
ID: Natural beauty
Soachem: wait the sheepfuckers are the welsh
ID: The Commonwealth Games
JMT: scottish redheads
Soachem: maybe the Scots are goatfuckers
JMT: mmmm, scottish redheads
Megaraptor18: Nope working on a forum base RP game which is a mid magic fantasy that focus on Military tactics and strategy and manage your family (who also act as your Generals) with a tech level close to 18th century warfare on one continent however on the other continent since those nations are poorer are on the 15 to 16 century era tech.
JMT rapegrin
ID kills JMT
ID cuts off the afterlife from the physical world
JMT is Death, remember?
ID: No
JMT repairs connection
ID kills you deeper
JMT resurrects
ID: And yeah; Mega I probably won't have time
ID: I'm pretty deep in some stuff on NS right now
Megaraptor18: You could either work for a faction or get ballsy enough you can take land and rule by your own hand
JMT: go work on your Haggis-based FTL
Megaraptor18: understand
JMT: NS?
Megaraptor18: replies will be slow at the moment I have three bios to update for the Nerio Factions and then finish up the Theodosian Factions
ID: Also DC3's a horse fucker
JMT: I hate Ford
ID: But he's not a real scotsman
Soachem: so...whats with the xander fanboy?
JMT: DC3's a french retard
ID: Nah, just a retard
ID: He never was French
JMT: he's as retarded as tomato based barbecue sauce on a pulled pork sandwich
ID: ...I've seen more retarded cookery
Soachem: what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Soachem: and what the fuck is pulled pork?
Soachem: is that a bizzare euphanism for sex?
JMT: ....GO FUCK YOURSELF ON A CACTUS
Soachem: ...whats a cactus?
ID: Soachem
ID: You must be Irish
JMT
GET EDUCATED
Soachem: who puked on the burger buns?
Soachem: and no
JMT: mega, I've found a flaw
Soachem: I'm...well kinda sorta Finnish-Norwegian
JMT: we can't kick people like Soachem
Soachem: somewhere around there
JMT: ID is Scottish and Mega and I are both American
Soachem: hmmm...that explains why you enjoy pukefood
JMT kills Soachem
Soachem: so...does anything else happen here or is it just snoresville?
ID: FINNISH
ID: MY SON
Megaraptor18: what's the flaw
ID: YOU SHOULD COME TO SCOTLAND
ID: WE HAVE MORE FINNISH WOMEN IN ABERDEEN THAN THERE ARE IN FINLAND PROPER
Soachem: Finnish-Norwegian thank you very much
ID: In fairness Soachem, I just got dragged in like five minutes ago because my chatzilla automatically logs me on to the old channel :L
JMT: go to Minnesota
JMT: in fairness, it's only ever Bitch, Aussie, Mega and myself here
GreatFireball joined the chat
Soachem: and after a vacation to scotland when I was 9 I swore to myself I was never going back after my luggage got burned
ID: Ha
Soachem: hey Great
ID: Weakling
Soachem: they've got a derpy Scot here
Soachem: and 2 Americans
Soachem: The Americans are taking over the internet again
JMT: OI
JMT: FUCK YOU
Soachem: only if you're actually female and 18+
ID: I like this fgt
JMT: fuck off, ID
GreatFireball: what the hell is going on
ID: 8/10 would buy him a drink and develop an aggressive antagonistic relationship towards him in a night
ID: Then wonder if he even existed
Soachem: I don't know, I think they're flirting
Megaraptor18: I'm wondering that myself
JMT: same here
Soachem: So...who are the not here people?
Megaraptor18: Other Factpilers
Soachem: I see a Xanderfanboy, another numberspammer, and...
Soachem: well I'm not sure who or what a Siggymansz is
JMT: the Australian Mooseman
Soachem: ...I'm sorry what
Megaraptor18: this chatroom is used as a chatroom for Factpile.com
Soachem: sounds like a bookclub
ID used to be there
ID: Now he is of slavshit
ID: Elsewhere
Megaraptor18: http://www.factpile.com/
JMT used to be there
ID: But now I must go
ID: Mein Ivan is of call
JMT: now am of ah.com and /r/nfl
Megaraptor18: Its a debating website for geeks and nerds and such
ID: Must procure cosmoline
ID: COME BACK TAE ME
JMT: seeings you ID
ID: MY SWEET, MY TIN OF COSMOLINE
JMT: kill some bitches for me
ID: АНУЮ ЧЕЕКИ БРЕЕКИ ИВ ДАМКЕ
Soachem: ...what
JMT: DOS VIDANYA, COMRADE
GreatFireball: that I found, was searching through the old stuff
GreatFireball: you guys like Spacebattles or StarDestroyer or something?
Megaraptor18: in a way yes
JMT: yes
Soachem: isn't StarDestroyer that site made by the guy whose name is Wong or something?
Soachem: I thought that was just a site where he rants about scifi movies
Megaraptor18: Well those guys don't try and form an entertainment branch. Still waiting on Admin's approval for it though.
GreatFireball: entertainment branch?
JMT: aye
JMT: also, I talked to those 2 RT guys I know
JMT: apparently we have less than a snowball's chance on Krypton when it got got
Megaraptor18: every now and again a few Factpilers try and make something for the site for a quick laugh. While I'm trying to encourage more of that with an entertainment branch
GreatFireball: ...of what
Megaraptor18: comics, videos, articles and the like.
GreatFireball: currently browsing the oldest stuff, how long have you guys been members?
Megaraptor18: It isn't uncommon for a Factpiler to write an article for the site about anything... Me been around since 2009
JMT: 09 or so
Soachem: there seems to be a distinct lack of...completion for a lot of these vs
Michael50210 joined the chat
GreatFireball: this is some pretty amatuer stuff; I mean, Halo vs Star Wars?
JMT: hey M50
Michael50210: hi
Soachem: hello numberspammer
JMT: two randoms, pay them no mind
JMT: anyway, I'm buying 2 of Sig's ships since you are so loathe to sell to me
Michael50210: i didn't say I was loathe
Michael50210: I said that I'm cautious
Soachem: maybe he meant love?
Michael50210: you still have to sail on over to his land to get em lol
JMT: reason I'm buying 4 from the Firedonians
Megaraptor18: not in the pre game period
Michael50210: don't be so quickj to fund Firedonia. You are after all just an inferior male 
Megaraptor18: that limit only happens when the game starts
Michael50210: lol
Michael50210: idk if they'd even sell with him since he's 0 with like every nation
GreatFireball: so...further question
GreatFireball: what is your "Triumvirate"
Megaraptor18: Three Factpilers who were viewed the best in their day
Soachem: one has a triangle for a head...
Soachem: that is interesting
Megaraptor18: L-W, Mata, and Alpha Commando
JMT: hell, together, I'd call them the GOATs
Megaraptor18: they left the site long ago
GreatFireball: GOATS?
Soachem: GOATS?
JMT: Greatest of All Time
Soachem: mancrush or real respect? You decide!
GreatFireball: how? Its a debating site
Megaraptor18: They got the name from the Romans, which was a group of three men holding power.
Soachem: ...they are all men right?
Michael50210: would that be a problem if they weren't?
Soachem: not really but I've always been wary of groups with 2 guys vs 1 girl
Soachem: or 2 girls vs 1 guy
Soachem: power imbalances are cruel things
Soachem: best for everyone to be the same gender in a group
Soachem: soooo...uh
Soachem: chirp chirp?
Michael50210: cheep
Soachem: so...quietness
Soachem: hey the numberspammer left
Soachem: ...why did he leave?
Soachem: anyone?
Soachem: am I being ignored?
Soachem: Hello?
Megaraptor18: I'm busy so replies will be slow or none at all
Soachem: oh ok
OrtilleryBarrage joined the chat 9 seconds ago
Soachem: finally
Soachem: what took you so long?
OrtilleryBarrage: Had to deal with something AFK
JMT: HEY COCKSUCKERS
Soachem: well took you long enough, the numberspammer over in the online area left and the other 2...oh
JMT: GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CHAT
Soachem: well heres this guy
Soachem: I think he has anger problems
JMT: I SWEAR TO MARX I'VE TAKEN SHITS MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU CUNTS
JMT: NO ONE WANTS YOU, NO ONE INVITED YOU
Soachem: ...its terrifying you swear to a guy whose ideaology massacred millions
JMT: SO GET THE LIVING FUCK UP
JMT: AND GET OUT
OrtilleryBarrage: ...wha
Soachem: see
Soachem: anger problems
JMT: I'LL ADD YOU THREE TO THAT COUNT IF YOU DON'T GET OUT
Soachem: ...dude
Soachem: not cool
OrtilleryBarrage: Dude what have you been doing in here.
Soachem: thats not cool at all
Soachem: threatening to kill people is not kosher man
OrtilleryBarrage: Trolling that guy into sheer rage or something?
OrtilleryBarrage: Jesus
JMT: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGENCE AND FURIOUS ANGER, THOSE WHO ATTEMPT TO POISON AND DESTROY MY BROTHERS AND YOU WILL KNOW! MY NAME IS THE LORD! WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!
JMT: GET OUT!
Soachem: so...wait does butt-hurt count as one word or two?
Soachem: but...why?
Soachem: its a mostly free internet
Soachem: I thought Americans loved freedom
JMT: THIS AMERICAN HATES Y'ALL
Soachem: what'd we do?
JMT: IN THE NAME OF MARX, GET OUT
JMT: IN THE NAME OF POSEIDON, GET OUT
JMT: IN THE NAME OF DITKA, GET OUT
JMT: IN THE NAME OF THE DARKNESS, GET OUT
JMT: IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY, GET OUT
Soachem: again with the swearing by a lunatic...and the greek god of the sea?
Soachem: and...no idea who the Ditka is
Soachem: darkness is what?
Soachem: and why in the name of humanity?
JMT: IN THE NAME OF THE CAROLINA PANTHERS, GET OUT
JMT: IN THE NAME OF THE CONFEDERATION OF NEW DIXIE, GET OUT
OrtilleryBarrage: ...in the name of the Immortal Emperor, I will not comply.
JMT: IN THE NAME OF THE EMPIRE OF MAN, GET OUT
Soachem: the first is what the second is...wait Confederation of New Dixie...
JMT: IN THE NAME OF THE ALPERIAN TECHNOCRACY, GET OUT
Soachem: ...confederation
Soachem: American
Soachem: ...wait you're one of them?
Soachem: ah man I thought America got rid of you guys 150 years ago
JMT: IN THE NAME OF THE GOD EMPEROR, GET OUT
OrtilleryBarrage: I already used His name to say no, man.
JMT: IN THE NAME OF BRAN STARK, RIGHTFUL KING IN THE NORTH, KING OF THE TRIDENT AND KING OF WINTER, GET OUT
OrtilleryBarrage: The Peasant Revolution is coming.
OrtilleryBarrage: All the corrupt Houses shall fall.
Megaraptor18: WTF
Megaraptor18: I'm gone for a few minutes and this happened?
JMT: aye
Soachem: I have no idea whats up with him
Megaraptor18: He is a sweet summer child I'll give you that. However this is the chatroom for Factpile.com and he feels you don't belong. Now he was rude however he is right it seems you have no interest in being Factpilers and have caused issues. So since there are other chatrooms out there I respectfully ask you fine folks to find another.
OrtilleryBarrage: I have no idea what's going on at all.
Soachem: ah...okay
Soachem: well thanks for having us I guess...hmm Great's probably AFK or gaming. I'll tell him to get off in a sec
Megaraptor18: Soachem arrived here and caused problems with out Scottish member and things went down hill from there
OrtilleryBarrage: *glares at Soachem* What sort of problems?
Megaraptor18: Sorry we couldn't come to an agreement earlier and wish you well.
JMT: what the fuck just happened?
JMT: why am I downstairs and who wrote that shit in my name?
JMT: mega, it happened again...
OrtilleryBarrage: And that is why you shouldn't do drugs, kids.
Megaraptor18: lol
JMT: but seriously, leave?
OrtilleryBarrage: Welp, time to blow this joint.
OrtilleryBarrage: Have fun getting new people for your RPs if you're going to call them "cocksuckers" and tell them to fuck off for no reason the moment they enter your apparently secret chatroom.
OrtilleryBarrage: And to think, Prime told me you guys were "kinda weird, but mostly okay". He was so fucking wrong on that count.
JMT: Prine
JMT: *Prime?
JMT: PrimeChaos?
Megaraptor18: wait what
JMT: Prime "Fucking" Chaos, my best friend I ever met online?
Megaraptor18: Why didn't you guys tell us Prime sent you
JMT: gods be good
Megaraptor18: Also JMT is the rudest person on here for the record. Besides you two were good
JMT: fuck you, mega
Megaraptor18: kicking Soachem out is one thing... but the other two
JMT: I WAS TRYING TO GET SOACHEM OUT
JMT: I DON'T DISCRIMINATE
Megaraptor18: JMT: but seriously, leave?
Megaraptor18: after he left
JMT: when I get loose, I insult everything I can
Megaraptor18: you did us in again
JMT: and I thought he was a random like Soachem\
JMT: fuck sake, mega
Megaraptor18: yes but they wasn't bad
Megaraptor18: he was
JMT: godsdamnit
JMT: fuck'
JMT: the universe just loves to SHIT on me
JMT: as if nearly killing me 10 times wasn't enough
