Thursday, June 19, 2014

Warped Minds: RP Fantasy Loot Auction

This is one of those time where you see something magical happen. Two players are biding for loot and what you see is just well magical. For the record this is ingame currency not real currency.


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Patrick's Loot
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2x Silver Longswords
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1x Stylize Barbute
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1x Brigandine
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1x Gold Mail
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1x Stylize Cuirass
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2x Seax
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1x Valander Long Axe
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4x Francisca (Throwing Axe)
Megaraptor18
You did get his stuff
well
You were right
Siggy: They searched the house and located documents that Whipple is preparing for the ritual and bring Volcanius into our world to issue a new era and have the Voldonians claim their sacred rights as the masters of the world. They also find letters from members from the league and even from Grand Duke Auguste Maxelt IV of Busselte and High Councilor Xenophon the Wise of the City States of...
...Phrace. Both letters were about the ritual. More concerning was the letters from other royals that mentioned a series of different things. From Imperial Prince Auguste Vidler II of the Empire of Kalkar, Sultan Jabaar Al-Habash of the Kassassin Caliphate, Khan Teoman Kaya of the Empire of Brogon, and Prince Shao Cao of the Shao Dynasty. Most were written in their native language and might...
...require some time before they are translated.
This only makes me feel marginally better
but cheer
s
thought that counts
I'm still miffed I missed out on pillaging and looting
Megaraptor18
Well you get a chance to raid a royal palace
Really, the best thing I got was his dog.
Was it a nice dog?
Honestly, I know nothing about it other than the fact that it was his, and apparently one of my retainers likes dogs.
Megaraptor18
it was an ok dog
Maybe he did magical experiments on it and its a super dog
or maybe its just a normal dog
Megaraptor18
No he liked his dog too much to experiment on it
Megaraptor18
though then again.... that gives me ideas for the future though
Well its already been established that sorcerers can create wierd furry people
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thanks to Michael
Yeah
huh turns out I never sold his gear
or at least, I honestly can't find the post where I did
I wonder how much I could sell his gear for if I advertise that a master sorcerer used the gear
Megaraptor18
Well if anything you can keep the silver weapons since they would be great against Werewolves and Vampires
Megaraptor18
Auctioning?
Yeah
How much
low balling
Megaraptor18
Shit put it on the post and I'll allow it
Megaraptor18
brings more life into the game I'm game for it
Awesome
Megaraptor18
I would say the value of the item though up it alittle and see it go from there
will NPCs participate in the auction or do I have to hope Warp M50 Swif or Drake want to spend excuberate amounts of money on a single set of gear?
Megaraptor18
NPCs and players if they want too
Aww Fuck Yeah
...
Would people realise its not the full set of gear if I keep a couple of the silver weapons?
or will I have to play honest and auction the whole set?
Well, I'd know, since I have the list of what you got.
And so would M50.
you don't count
Whoa, I'm not allowed to bid for it now?
Bullshit.
You are
unless you point out its not the full set
inwhich case your barred
Would you leave one of the silver longswords in the set?
Megaraptor18
You can leave out the silver stuff if you want too
Megaraptor18
you still have enough for sell
I may be inclined to leave a silver longsword in the set if you give me an offer
would 30,000 for the set (minus a longsword but nobody needs to know that) be lowballing it or high balling it?
cus I want to sell it at 50,000 or 100,000 as a collectors set but I want people to buy it instead of loling at the price tag
um
also, would I be able to add on extra to the cost if I advertise that the bloodstains are still there
As a note, the stuff is worth a total of 995, at full price(minus one longsword).
Master Sorcerer Kristian Järvinen's Battle Gear set (Bloodstains included)
Megaraptor18
Do take into account there are some crazy people out there that would pay anything for that
Thats collectors set right there in the name
See
Mega knows
I'm just letting you know what it's actual worth is.
its about purchasing a piece of theodosian history
Actually, it would be much lower if you were just going to sell it, since that didn't take into account the price reduction on sales.
Megaraptor18
and since you guys would most likely meet some crazy nobles on Nerio
Good Idea Mega
Megaraptor18
like that one guy he eats dinner with several chimps
I'll wait until were in nerio and sell if for 50,000
chaching
I'll be laughing all the way to the Renate monatary Vault
I'll give you 10,000 for it, right now.
20,000 and I keep a longsword
10,000 and you keep a longsword.
15,000 and I keep a longsword
20,000 and I get both longswords.
30,000 and you get both longswords
Not worth it for both.
12,500 and you keep one longsword.
15,000 I keep a longsword
13,000 and you keep one longsword.
14,000 I keep a longsword
13,500 and you keep one longsword.
14,000 I keep a longsword
13,581 and you keep one longsword.
14,000 I keep a longsword
Agreed.
Done Deal
Megaraptor18
sold to Lord Kotte
in return for 14,000 Lord Kotte gets the set minus one silver longsowrd
Megaraptor18
this is going into my records
*longsword
pleasure doing business with ye good ser

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Warped Minds: Karl Marx and the Stock Market

JMT and Karl Marx

This is what happens when you allow blind faith and are fanatical to your ideology you end up betraying it and the funniest ways.



hi 

Megaraptor18 hey

Hey
what's going on?
not much
Megaraptor18
hey
you get my PM mega?
I'm writing a thesis on Humanist Socialism masquerading as a classwork assignment


Megaraptor18

the article it was good (editor's note the PM M50 sent me was for a RP I was working on and CS2 was another Role Playing game I was starting. He written a fake article that was within the game as the story is told through news articles but enough of that!)
good, it was a chunky one lol
hmm
now what lol
?
Megaraptor18
I make the Update and after then I will work on CS2 in warp speed
ok
we get lots of stat points?
Megaraptor18
You know what maybe y'all can help me out... For CS2 Stock Market I need businesses for the market.... I ask you guys if you want to make up fictional businesses for this game. Doesn't have to be an important business.
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and yes
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Need more stocks for GASDAQ and the New Waukon Stock Exchange
thats on you Warper
KM Industries
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what do they make
aka, SO-TOTALLY-NOT-STARK-INDUSTRIES
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what does KM stand fore
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for*
fuck, idk
I used the initials of Karl Marx
Karl Marx.
Megaraptor18
I'll allow this because its a backhanded insult to the guy.Now he is apart of the Capitalist system
.fuck
didn't think of that
*kills M50 out of frustration*
...
I've been writing a marxist manifesto for 2 hours
And you just gave the finger to Marx. Nice.
Megaraptor18
I'm so copy and pasting this to my chat records


Warped Minds: Chatroom Fights

This was one of the funniest chatroom fights I have ever seen so I copied and pasted it. My username is Megaraptor18 on the chatroom and Factpiletopia. In this fight I agree with Siggy even when it gets crazy.

Enjoy the madness!

Snuggles  vs Siggy

December 7th 1941.
Megaraptor18
lol
Lol
implying everyone else doesn't? | lol @ Swif
That would be cool
Never siad that but I hope you understand circumstances of various people
not everyone has the time for both doing schoolwork and online stuff, and Being an active member of the college government
@Swifter: 1 September 1939
college government? the fuck drugs your on
Ever heard of Student Government?
Yeah I have
I'll admit, that is a much better specific date
its nothing like government
lolwut?
its a bunch of cunts who think their opinion matters and squabble in meetings hold raffles and accomplish fuck all
I am sure some of the aspects of Student government is to actually 'govern' club affairs
As well as give money to various clubs
so... Basically exactly what I just said
No
also, increase the colleges bottom line
First of all, we don't squabble, we get policy done
'get policy done'
we have an SGA at my school
Also, we encourage clubs to get more involved in both the college and outside
Actually, I'll even name the day the game starts on. And I can be 100% accurate.
'incourage clubs to become more involved in college cock suckign'
As well as bring in lovely events to help the students have fun
'think your spreading fun'
though all they do is organize dances, food drives and are flunkies of my quote-unquote mentor
Lolno
LOLYEAH
They do more than that
Wait, what conversation did we turn this into? I've lost track
not really
Well mine does
I can't vouch for other ones
Snuggles is saying his higher learning facility has a 'government'
But mine does more and usually makes sure the students have some form of representation
Well, what's his definition of government in that sense of the word?
mine is basically "dances, food drives, and do what Rick Money says"
School spirit inducers
thats his definition
No, that's not my full definition
and school spirit literally accounts for jack and shit
it really is
I mean, sometimes when I'm gaming we become a government
I don't mean that
thats fine and dandy
Because we all pay our food taxes, all pitching in amounts we can afford so that we can all have equal pizza, and we all have representation for what type of pizza there will be, but ultimately the person driving to go get the pizza has a lot more say.
Considering how they work hand and hand with even some of the deans with getting senators to keep things in check
So I would say we become a government, and a pretty good one, since we can reach reasonable outcomes to it.
'hand in hand with deans' > sucking teacher cock 'working with senetors to keep things in check'
> paying politicians their cut
.......
Are you seriously comparing student government to Congress here?
Its pretty much almost exactly alike
admit it
or any other form of shitty legislative branch?
Yeah Yeah I am
did you miss that memo
I am just astounded you compare soemthing so innocent to that. Especially since there is zero corruption in my Student government
Student councils are not known for getting shit done
Corruption in /my/ student governmetn!
go get the centerpedes out of your vagina
It's more possessive yes, what I said
But you know what I mean
I swear sometimes what I say goes in one ear and out the other
could type anything
And honestly, have you even been to a college/university?
skffslfslkfslkfelkfslslkf
I have actually, Its how I know your full of shit
hey guys
I have an idea
wazzup?
let's make a factpile irc government
likeso
I'll pass
You have no clue hwat you are talking about
Prime Minister Alpha
Megaraptor18
OH I'm copying and pasteing this into my record
bad choice
zing
bazinga
I agree, let's have an IRC government
Screenshot

I disagree
I'm the Dictator and make all the rules.
....
so... no change
Everyone else can go fuck themselves, I'll shoot them if they don't follow my new regime.
Continue policy?
I'll continue all the things the previous administration was doing.
Isn't Alpha also a leader in this regime?
With his mod status
You were the previous administration swif
I move for me to be created Foreign Minister
hahah no
I know! It makes this transition so much easier.
We went from me being the sole leader to me being the sole leader, but I get a snazzy new name and a few more titles and medals.
Wow, Swifter is actually more efficient at getting shit done then snuggles student 'government'
admiral general aladeen, is that you?
Oh, another ignorant statement coming out of Siggy's tongue
I'd change my name to Dictator Swifter, but I wont because I'm modest and understand my subjects.
nope He's El Presidente Swifter
I wonder where he got that from
Your mother
Do you want a cookie for the lack of creativity?
Maybe even a medal too
Nah, I already got some from your mum
Your mother
Do you want a cookie for the lack of creativity?
Maybe even a medal too
Nah, I already got some from your mum
I even got a medal for bigger dick then dad
how about "Swifter I of the House of Death, Hegemon of IRC and Grand Poobah of the Order of the Water Buffalo"?
No.
So you have nothing intelligent to say, good talking to you sig
Son, Go to your room before I belt ya
Megaraptor18
Guys stop I can't stop fucking laughing
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its slowing down the update
Sorry mate, my son is being a doo doo head
Don't worry Mega, this ignroant twat is put on ignore
lol
lalalala I CAN'T HEAR YOU
I only see 1 ignorant twat here
MY VIRGIN EARS HAVE BEEN PENETRATED BY THE MASSIVE SIGGIAN COCK
and he's not australian
SAVE ME OP SAVE ME IGNORE COMMAND
Oh, so he's a Southerner instead
...what the fuck did I miss?
named JMT
I CANNOT RESPOND TO HIS AUSSIE WIT!
hell if I know, prime
Megaraptor18
the best thing ever
Siggy being an ignorant twat
hell if I know
bwhahaha
...ok so a quick glance
"no corruption in the student council"
Snuggles, you make me laugh
...man what on earth are you going to corrupt?
Exactly my point
nothing because his stufent government is shit
Siggy thinks all SGs are similar to Congress
not quite but w/e
...that they don't really do anything?
^
^^
Uh no, I am sure we don't have any deadlock or obstructionism
um
Or any shutdowns
lololol
...
Oh and funnily enough, they actually do things. Since what you said was such a vague term
Snuggles the cuddly wuddly cream puff bear, shares his cares to the student council
Only to find they really don't give a shit


oh wait, my shitty analogy is reversed
We are the student council
Dun Dun Duuuuuuh
I stand correct.
that your a fuckwit
Yeah thats pretty correct
Sounds good, cheers mate
Megaraptor18
Wait I thought you had him on ignore
Its sucks how he isn't even worth the effort to get creative though
I miss Arkalest
he be sleepin
Sad
Hey snuggles
Guess what
I do
I just added in that extra sentence
not really
prime
He wanted the last word
But really, all it did was make him look like a cockmunch
Hmm it appears that what we have here... Is a Failure to Communicate