Warped Minds: Chatroom Fights

This was one of the funniest chatroom fights I have ever seen so I copied and pasted it. My username is Megaraptor18 on the chatroom and Factpiletopia. In this fight I agree with Siggy even when it gets crazy.

Enjoy the madness!

Snuggles  vs Siggy

Swifter	December 7th 1941.
	Megaraptor18					lol
	Mr_Snuggles					Lol
	Siggymansz					implying everyone else doesn't? | lol @ Swif
	Mr_Snuggles					That would be cool
	Mr_Snuggles					Never siad that but I hope you understand circumstances of various people
	Mr_Snuggles					not everyone has the time for both doing schoolwork and online stuff, and Being an active member of the college government
	Siggymansz					@Swifter: 1 September 1939
	Siggymansz					college government? the fuck drugs your on
	Mr_Snuggles					Ever heard of Student Government?
	Siggymansz					Yeah I have
	Swifter					I'll admit, that is a much better specific date
	Siggymansz					its nothing like government
	Mr_Snuggles					lolwut?
	Siggymansz					its a bunch of cunts who think their opinion matters and squabble in meetings hold raffles and accomplish fuck all
	Mr_Snuggles					I am sure some of the aspects of Student government is to actually 'govern' club affairs
	Mr_Snuggles					As well as give money to various clubs
	Siggymansz					so... Basically exactly what I just said
	Mr_Snuggles					No
	Siggymansz					also, increase the colleges bottom line
	Mr_Snuggles					First of all, we don't squabble, we get policy done
	Siggymansz					'get policy done'
	JMT					we have an SGA at my school
	Mr_Snuggles					Also, we encourage clubs to get more involved in both the college and outside
	Swifter					Actually, I'll even name the day the game starts on. And I can be 100% accurate.
	Siggymansz					'incourage clubs to become more involved in college cock suckign'
	Mr_Snuggles					As well as bring in lovely events to help the students have fun
	Siggymansz					'think your spreading fun'
	JMT					though all they do is organize dances, food drives and are flunkies of my quote-unquote mentor
	Mr_Snuggles					Lolno
	Siggymansz					LOLYEAH
	Mr_Snuggles					They do more than that
	Swifter					Wait, what conversation did we turn this into? I've lost track
	Siggymansz					not really
	Mr_Snuggles					Well mine does
	Mr_Snuggles					I can't vouch for other ones
	Siggymansz					Snuggles is saying his higher learning facility has a 'government'
	Mr_Snuggles					But mine does more and usually makes sure the students have some form of representation
	Swifter					Well, what's his definition of government in that sense of the word?
	JMT					mine is basically "dances, food drives, and do what Rick Money says"
	Siggymansz					School spirit inducers
	Siggymansz					thats his definition
	Mr_Snuggles					No, that's not my full definition
	Siggymansz					and school spirit literally accounts for jack and shit
	Siggymansz					it really is
	Swifter					I mean, sometimes when I'm gaming we become a government
	Siggymansz					I don't mean that
	Siggymansz					thats fine and dandy
	Swifter					Because we all pay our food taxes, all pitching in amounts we can afford so that we can all have equal pizza, and we all have representation for what type of pizza there will be, but ultimately the person driving to go get the pizza has a lot more say.
	Mr_Snuggles					Considering how they work hand and hand with even some of the deans with getting senators to keep things in check
	Swifter					So I would say we become a government, and a pretty good one, since we can reach reasonable outcomes to it.
	Siggymansz					'hand in hand with deans' > sucking teacher cock 'working with senetors to keep things in check'
	Siggymansz					> paying politicians their cut
	Mr_Snuggles					.......
	Mr_Snuggles					Are you seriously comparing student government to Congress here?
	Siggymansz					Its pretty much almost exactly alike
	Siggymansz					admit it
	Mr_Snuggles					or any other form of shitty legislative branch?
	Siggymansz					Yeah Yeah I am
	Siggymansz					did you miss that memo
	Mr_Snuggles					I am just astounded you compare soemthing so innocent to that. Especially since there is zero corruption in my Student government
	Siggymansz					Student councils are not known for getting shit done
	Siggymansz					Corruption in /my/ student governmetn!
	Siggymansz					go get the centerpedes out of your vagina
	Mr_Snuggles					It's more possessive yes, what I said
	Mr_Snuggles					But you know what I mean
	Siggymansz					I swear sometimes what I say goes in one ear and out the other
	Siggymansz					could type anything
	Mr_Snuggles					And honestly, have you even been to a college/university?
	Siggymansz					skffslfslkfslkfelkfslslkf
	Siggymansz					I have actually, Its how I know your full of shit
	JMT					hey guys
	JMT					I have an idea
	Siggymansz					wazzup?
	JMT					let's make a factpile irc government
	JMT					likeso
	Siggymansz					I'll pass
	Mr_Snuggles					You have no clue hwat you are talking about
	JMT					Prime Minister Alpha
	Megaraptor18					OH I'm copying and pasteing this into my record
	Siggymansz					bad choice
	Siggymansz					zing
	Siggymansz					bazinga
	Swifter					I agree, let's have an IRC government
	Siggymansz					Screenshot
Siggymansz				I disagree
				Swifter			I'm the Dictator and make all the rules.
				Mr_Snuggles			....
				Siggymansz			so... no change
				Swifter			Everyone else can go fuck themselves, I'll shoot them if they don't follow my new regime.
				Siggymansz			Continue policy?
				Swifter			I'll continue all the things the previous administration was doing.
				Mr_Snuggles			Isn't Alpha also a leader in this regime?
				Mr_Snuggles			With his mod status
				Siggymansz			You were the previous administration swif
				JMT			I move for me to be created Foreign Minister
				Siggymansz			hahah no
				Swifter			I know! It makes this transition so much easier.
				Swifter			We went from me being the sole leader to me being the sole leader, but I get a snazzy new name and a few more titles and medals.
				Siggymansz			Wow, Swifter is actually more efficient at getting shit done then snuggles student 'government'
				JMT			admiral general aladeen, is that you?
				Mr_Snuggles			Oh, another ignorant statement coming out of Siggy's tongue
				Swifter			I'd change my name to Dictator Swifter, but I wont because I'm modest and understand my subjects.
				Siggymansz			nope He's El Presidente Swifter
				Mr_Snuggles			I wonder where he got that from
				Siggymansz			Your mother
				Mr_Snuggles			Do you want a cookie for the lack of creativity?
				Mr_Snuggles			Maybe even a medal too
				Siggymansz			Nah, I already got some from your mum
Siggymansz		Your mother
		Mr_Snuggles			Do you want a cookie for the lack of creativity?
		Mr_Snuggles			Maybe even a medal too
		Siggymansz			Nah, I already got some from your mum
		Siggymansz			I even got a medal for bigger dick then dad
		JMT			how about "Swifter I of the House of Death, Hegemon of IRC and Grand Poobah of the Order of the Water Buffalo"?
		Swifter			No.
		Mr_Snuggles			So you have nothing intelligent to say, good talking to you sig
		Siggymansz			Son, Go to your room before I belt ya
		Megaraptor18			Guys stop I can't stop fucking laughing
		Megaraptor18			its slowing down the update
		Siggymansz			Sorry mate, my son is being a doo doo head
		Mr_Snuggles			Don't worry Mega, this ignroant twat is put on ignore
		Siggymansz			lol
		Siggymansz			lalalala I CAN'T HEAR YOU
		JMT			I only see 1 ignorant twat here
		Siggymansz			MY VIRGIN EARS HAVE BEEN PENETRATED BY THE MASSIVE SIGGIAN COCK
		JMT			and he's not australian
		Siggymansz			SAVE ME OP SAVE ME IGNORE COMMAND
		Mr_Snuggles			Oh, so he's a Southerner instead
		PrimeChaos			...what the fuck did I miss?
		Mr_Snuggles			named JMT
		Siggymansz			I CANNOT RESPOND TO HIS AUSSIE WIT!
		JMT			hell if I know, prime
		Megaraptor18			the best thing ever
		Mr_Snuggles			Siggy being an ignorant twat
		JMT			hell if I know
		Siggymansz			bwhahaha
		PrimeChaos			...ok so a quick glance
		PrimeChaos			"no corruption in the student council"
		Siggymansz			Snuggles, you make me laugh
		PrimeChaos			...man what on earth are you going to corrupt?
		Mr_Snuggles			Exactly my point
		Siggymansz			nothing because his stufent government is shit
		Mr_Snuggles			Siggy thinks all SGs are similar to Congress
		Siggymansz			not quite but w/e
		PrimeChaos			...that they don't really do anything?
		Siggymansz			^
		Siggymansz			^^
		Mr_Snuggles			Uh no, I am sure we don't have any deadlock or obstructionism
		Siggymansz			um
		Mr_Snuggles			Or any shutdowns
		Siggymansz			lololol
		PrimeChaos			...
Mr_Snuggles			Oh and funnily enough, they actually do things. Since what you said was such a vague term
			Siggymansz					Snuggles the cuddly wuddly cream puff bear, shares his cares to the student council
			Siggymansz					Only to find they really don't give a shit

Siggymansz	oh wait, my shitty analogy is reversed
	Siggymansz	We are the student council
	Siggymansz	Dun Dun Duuuuuuh
	Mr_Snuggles	I stand correct.
	Siggymansz	that your a fuckwit
	Siggymansz	Yeah thats pretty correct
	Siggymansz	Sounds good, cheers mate
	Megaraptor18	Wait I thought you had him on ignore
	Siggymansz	Its sucks how he isn't even worth the effort to get creative though
	Siggymansz	I miss Arkalest
	PrimeChaos	he be sleepin
	Siggymansz
	Siggymansz	Sad
	Siggymansz	Hey snuggles
	Siggymansz	Guess what
	Mr_Snuggles	I do
	Mr_Snuggles	I just added in that extra sentence
	Siggymansz	not really
	JMT	prime
	Siggymansz	He wanted the last word
	Siggymansz	But really, all it did was make him look like a cockmunch
	Siggymansz	Hmm it appears that what we have here... Is a Failure to Communicate